How heavy is too heavy? When a band believes in volume to outmatch their hearing loss, the answer is simple: Not enough! Crystal Warlock is the thinking fan's sludge -- if sludge were beer. The bong budget of this band alone nearly bankrupted its last record label. Luckily, we know how to take care of our artists!

They're original inventors of the Telepathic Improvisational Riff Dowsing (T.I.R.D.) method, which renders C-Dub incapable of performing live. Luckily for you, instead of leaving it all on the stage, they put it on record where you can find it.